You can’t litter negativity everywhere then wonder why you have a trashy life.
every episode of Magic School Bus ever
Ms. Frizzle: "Take chances! Get messy! Make mistakes!"
Arnold: "I knew I should have stayed home today…"
Wanda: "Come on you weasly wimps!"
Phoebe: "At my old school…"
Tim: *observes quietly*
Ralphie: *makes a bad joke but not as bad as Carlos's*
Dorothy Ann: "According to my research…"
Keesha: "Oh bad, oh bad, oh bad bad bad bad…"
Miss Frizzle: "As I always say…"
Carlos: *makes a bad pun*
Everyone else: "CARlos…"
And I love every minute of it!
You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
|—||read that, again. (via hubbbaahubbbaa)|
First day of school
Last day of school
Every day of school
Every day of life
I don’t even go to school
when you’re on the toilet and you hear your phone ringing.